Delayed Reactions

bowtied:

thetardisisatprivetdrive:

The Doctor found your blog!

Hello- yes- sorry! Didn’t mean to surprise you, just a bit of a non-routine routine… checkarooni. Oh… no, not checkarooni. What in the blazes is a checkarooni? Really, Doctor. 

But no! Truly, there’s nothing to worry about. Just a bit of a —follow-up, yes, a follow-up, after that whole situation with the Wi-Fi. If you’re wondering, you are A-OK. I think, just one more quick—…… ah, yes. No residual, soul-sucking hotspots here. Relax, and- and… keep on scrolling. 

Oh, and if you happen to see a fish on your monitors… don’t be alarmed. He’s microchip-encapsulated, called Barnaby. I had him on the TARDIS monitors and then he just went swimming off into the Wi-Fi. If you see him, just, you know, shoo him in the general direction of my when-and-where. 

(Okay, so less of a follow-up-with-the-Wi-Fi, more of a I’ve-lost-my-bio-fibre-optic-fish… but I digress!)

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librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

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captorihardlyknowher:

stravaganza:

chasing-snitches-in-the-tardis:

hungarian:

if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon

The Four Elemelons.

Avatar: The Last Melonbender.

I AM MELONLORD

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tumboner:

beben-eleben:

Reasons you should love Jennifer Lawrence in case you are a late bloomer

‘imagine wakin up 2 dat ass’

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burntlikethesun:

‘The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death’

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blainesgreenshorts:

singlikeamockingjay:

saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful:

#bruce banner is a fucking gift

#the remus lupin of the avengers

that comment

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fishingboatproceeds:

David Foster Wallace was like, Art must be sincere! We must use every tool in the linguistic toolbox to cut through sentiment and dishonest cliche and build fresh ways to reveal the power and reality of unironized emotion.

And Mister Rogers was like, Basically the same thing, but without any shame or pretense or fear of sincerity.

itwouldhurttoomuch:

#BOOM: APPEARING IN THE ACTUAL FIRE AND A CLOUD OF SMOKE #BOOM: DRINKING CHAMPAGNE INSTEAD OF TEA#BAM: BITCHES I KNOW THE DOCTOR’S NAME #(spoiler alert: I fucked it out of him) #BAM I AM FABULOUS AND I WILL SLAP YOU AWAKE #BOOM: HERE GOES MY DRINK TO WAKE YOU UP #say what you want but river loves dramatic entrances #and dramatic lines #and dramatic EVERYTHING  (via iceinherheart-kissonherlips)

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titanteddy:

hypnotiqradiance:

ruinedchildhood

Raven was the original Nicki Minaj.

It’s like she saw the future or something

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